I'm watching America's Got Talent... yeah, I need to get a life. I'm sitting here thinking of what my own magical talents are, and a few things came to mind...
1. Walking into walls.
2. Falling UP stairs.
3. Making my keys disappear.
4. Forgetting which switch turns on which light.
5. Slipping off the treadmill.
6. Forgetting people's names.
7. Running after purse snatchers in high heeled boots.
8. Spilling things on my clothes while on dates.
9. Going on bad dates.
10. Putting my clothes on backwards.
Not sure if any of those would get me in the top ten... so I'll shoot for one more:
Sitting on the couch until my ass hurts.
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